Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Things That Aren't As Much Fun To Do Pregnant, I.E. Not Drunk

1.  I adore Virginia Tech football.  I loath drunk Virginia Tech "sorostitutes" (Marcus' words, not mine).
2.  Having time to waste in NYC without the possibility of finding a little Irish bar and becoming friends with the owner who then proceeds to pour free shots.
3.  Spending an entire weekend at a cabin with nothing to do (but drink for those lucky bastards who can).
4.  Two words:  Brunch and mimosas.  The two go hand-in-hand.  How can you have one without the other for crying out loud?!
5.  I have some bachelorette parties coming up.  What is a bachelorette party without alcohol called?  I wouldn't know.
6. Go to amusement parks such as Busch Gardens.  (Updated, 6 October 2010)

*This is an ongoing list.  I'll add more as I come across occassions that are less fun without alcohol-induced joys.

Blogger's Note:  Wow.  I suppose after the baby is born I'll be signing up for AA.

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