Bathroom Humor

Marcus complained to me the other day about the girls barging into the bathroom while he was using the toilet and how uncomfortable it is for him when they stand on either side of the toilet and watch.  I agree, that would make for an uncomfortable moment especially because they have a habit of just standing there and staring, not blinking.  Plus, being Marcus is a dude, accurate aim is everything in this case.  However, I feel little to no sympathy.  Uncomfortable?  Trust me, you don't know uncomfortable until you've used a tampon with two extra pairs of eyes watching.  Then try and explain what a tampon is to a 3 year old by answering hard hitting questions such as "Are you going to put that in your butt?"  I don't want to hear it.