For about the last 24 hours the baby has been punching and/or kicking me in the same exact spot. I'm not sure if it's punches or kicks because I have no clue which way the baby is lying One thing I am certain of is that the baby is the size of my entire stomach and therefore able to reach in all far regions. I haven't confirmed this with any actual research but I feel it's safe to assume the baby is a mutant.
Actually, scratch that. The baby isn't punching and/or kicking. It's digging. At any moment I fully expect an arm or leg to protrude in victory waiving a little victorious flag. I don't recall giving the baby a shovel so I'm not sure where (s)he got one. That won't matter though because once (s)he is born (s)he is grounded for life because I'm pretty sure digging a hole through your mom has to be illegal in at least one state.
With that being said the sex is still a mystery. Boys like to dig (right?) so it could be a boy. But girls. Girls know how to dig in a more metaphorical sense therefore it could very well be a girl.
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