A Few Updates

Anybody want to buy a jet ski?  I'll sell it for cheap!

What we have here, folks, is a jet ski that has been sitting in the corner of the garage for approximately 4 months. If you are an avid reader of this blog, as I’m sure you are, then you may remember the infamous jet ski incident of 2011. I don’t have much more to say about this as the picture speaks for itself but we can all agree that picking-up the jet ski during a January ice storm was unnecessary. Memorial Day weekend is upon us and I’ll be curious to see if this thing makes it to the water as it has been sitting there since the day we got it.  Untouched.  Nary a nut nor bolt nor belt has been tightened on this bad boy.

Also, we went to Busch Gardens this past weekend and guess what non-pregnant women can do? Drink and ride the rides. Well, mostly drink since there were a million and one people at the park that particular day and the lines for rides were way too long.  Hence I opted to go the "drink if you got 'em" route rather than the "stand if you got 'em" route.  Also, I figured since the world was supposed to come crashing down around us that day (21 May), I might as well enjoy my last few moments blissfully unaware of the horror around me.  In a way it worked since I was, for the most part, blissfully unaware of the insane amounts of teenagers running into me and the screaming children bursting my ear drums.  Ah, Michelob Ultra.  You complete me.