Thursday, September 1, 2011

Marcus's New Black Eye

So, we were having a perfectly innocent conversation regarding who was going to pay for the cleaning service today.

Me:  I guess I should write a check for Tomasina.
Marcus (who had already written a check):  Whatever, it doesn't matter. She probably already picked up my check anyway.  But you owe me $120.
Me:  I gave birth.
Marcus:  That was six months ago.

I had no idea that the fact I gave birth, and he didn't, had an expiration date.

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