A highly satirical, facetious, and sometimes brutally honest look at life and parenting.
Friday, November 8, 2013
Drinky, Drinky Mommy
At 9:30 this morning Alexandra brought me a Miller Lite saying "Mommy needs a drink." For a split second I thought of popping it open only because Alex was so pleased with herself for being such a thoughtful daughter and I didn't want to hurt her feelings but I decided against doing so. I mean, I'm stressed these days but not that stressed. I also want to clear up the fact that I do not sit around all day drinking. Nor do I sit around all night drinking. In fact, my alcohol consumption has decreased drastically because it takes too much energy. Also, if I had a choice I would have gone with the Blue Moon Pumpkin Harvest over the Miller Lite.
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Alex,
fun,
me,
parenthood
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