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Monday, September 10, 2012
Violated? I Think Not.
I remember shortly after Alexandra was born having a conversation with my girlfriend about the lactation consultants at the hospital. "Didn't you feel so violated when they came in, grabbed your boob, and shoved it in the baby's mouth?!" she asked. "Seriously?" I said, "I had a male nurse squirting warm water on my vagina not but 6 hours earlier. A woman grabbing my breast was the last thing I cared about by that point in time."
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Uh... That's a procedure I was definitely not aware of.
ReplyDeleteWhich one? The man-handling of the boob or the water on the vagina? These are things we can discuss after you get pregnant because if we discuss them now you'll never want to have a baby.
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