A highly satirical, facetious, and sometimes brutally honest look at life and parenting.
Wednesday, March 6, 2013
So Tired
Listen up girls. When mommy doesn't go to bed until almost midnight every night because she has to wait to pump and then Jo wakes her up at least twice over the course of the night you really shouldn't expect too much out of her when you both wake up at 6:00 in the morning ready for the day. I know this concept is foreign to you right now but in a few years you'll understand why mommy isn't exactly in a jovial mood and why she just sent Alexandra to her bedroom because she was whining and crying and mommy was about to lose her sh*t and thought it would be best for everyone if we all parted ways for a minute or two...maybe 30.
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