The Old Folk's Home

According to a handwritten (meaning they specifically thought of us) postcard we received it would appear we're ready for either an adult nanny or the old folk's home.  Turning 30 wasn't as traumatic an experience as I thought it would be.  Turning 30.5 and receiving a piece of mail such as this?  That's traumatic.

Now I know where to send Marcus when the time comes.